If #Tickets Were Honest

Updated: Jan 27

By: Cathy Campo, co-Editor-in-Chief

Selling MBB interview for $50,000 OBO

ISO Kellogg crush, pickup in E2 only

ISO someone who will actually contribute to the group project

ISO E2 apartment without furniture package

Selling spot in McTigue’s Marketing class in exchange for MBB interview

ISO Allen Center lunch

Selling 7 TG beers, face value

ISO answers for Garthwaite’s cold calls today

ISO London Business School spot. Willing to exchange JV

Selling sanity post-recruiting. Never used

ISO someone to explain accounting. Like, all of it.

Selling leftover “networking energy.” Used once during Tech Trek

ISO anyone who actually read the case

Selling JV, lightly used

ISO club leadership role that sounds important but requires nothing

Selling “passion for banking” I made up for cover letter. Four versions available, discount if buying multiple

ISO group project team that doesn’t meet on Sundays

ISO empathy from professors during finals

Selling section t-shirt, never worn

Selling knowledge of what “marketable securities” are

ISO internship that lets me stay in Chicago and vibe

ISO party theme that doesn’t require Amazon Prime

ISO brain cells lost during DECS midterm

Selling two unused abs from before TG season

Selling MBA buzzwords in bulk. “Synergy” is free.

Selling all my unopened construction updates emails

Selling Kellogg nameplate ideal for roleplay as future CEO

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