Spring Quarter Bucket List
- Cathy Campo
- Apr 26
- 3 min read
By: The Kellogg Comedy Club
Springtime in Evanston is bittersweet. The weather starts to tease you with a beautiful 70-degree day followed by three days of hypothermia on the way to class. Mandatory recruiting coffee chats about your passion for increasing shareholder value slow down just as you get ready to increase shareholder value all summer long in an internship. And of course, just as you finally start to recognize more than 10% of the faces in the Hub, our graduating friends get ready to leave us to return to the real world.
With that in mind, making the most of the Spring quarter is absolutely critical for all Kellogg students. To help ensure optimal use of your time, we at The Kellogg Comedy Club have taken the liberty of compiling the definitive list of Kellogg traditions you don’t want to miss. A great Kellogg Leader™ is defined not by their work, not by their personality or kindness, but by how many Kellogg traditions they have successfully accomplished. Let us know in the comments which of these you’ve already completed, and which are on your Spring ‘26 bucket list.
Ask 5+ people how to print in the Hub. Bonus if they tell you how to print in color.
Unironically wear your Ops hat to class
Have a minor panic attack while trying to bid
Take a class with McTigue (Just kidding, you can’t afford him with the 63 points you have left)
Get accosted by the staff at Ridgeville or Cozy Noodle
Have a drink at Luna’s on Cinco de Mayo
Get attacked by a bird on the lakefront
Get mistaken for an undergrad
Get mistaken for a professor
Try every soup du jour in Gies Plaza
Complete your first seven coffee Monday morning
Wear a costume to a final
Pray for death on a Wednesday morning
Eat Habibi inn lunch special for a week straight
Lie about your relationship status outside of KWEST
Have The Kelloggian write an exposé on you through any means necessary
Complete a Kellogg pitch competition pitching to bring back Chili’s
Have a TG beer on every floor of the Hub
Proudly display all your wristbands from open bar events in your apartment
Convince a professor that each of your five spring Friday absences were due to illness
Invite your future boss to a Kellogg party
Book every room in the Hub at once for a “consulting coffee chat” for Fall nostalgia
Loosen all the strings on a Booth band member’s guitar
End up net positive on your furniture pack
Ask Dean Cornelli if the tuition money you’re not using on credits can carry over to Five and Dime
Ask to give your compliments to Gordon himself
Successfully infiltrate a Kellogg program you’re not a part of
Bring your yacht week captain as a +1 to a wedding
Baby bird a professor
Get baby birded by a professor
Monopolize all the good dinner reservations at Alinea and Gibson’s for graduation weekend and auction them off in #marketplace
Throw up Papa John’s lunch & learn pizza in White Auditorium bathrooms
Get a Kellogg party shut down by 11PM
Complete five Chicago handshakes at TG
Share someone’s SSN and blame it on being on the Hot Seat
Stand on the tables at TG and ask who is bold enough to drag you down
Repair the Fabric of Kellogg