As VP of Laughs of the Kellogg Comedy Club, it is my solemn duty to tell you things no one else will.  Like the fact that we are all adding internship accomplishments to our resumes that would make our managers raise an eyebrow.  “Drove $15M in revenue from a single email campaign”—you know who you are.  “Identified $40M in operational efficiencies across three business units.” Also you.

Sometimes I think back to the day I moved out of my NYC apartment, packed my bags, and moved to Evanston to start at Kellogg. I had a head full of ambition for success, a heart full of hope for bigger things, the pressure of my Indian immigrant family’s expectations on my shoulders, and an apartment in the West tower of E2 full of my boxes. I remember saying bye to my friends and family that I loved and who loved me so deeply, without whom I wouldn’t have even made it where I