By: Andrew Goldstein, The Kellogg Comedy Club    Note: All people and situations in this article are complete fabrications. None of the experiences, quotes, or dynamics are based on or inspired by anything in actual reality. With 85% of students seemingly engaged to their high school sweetheart, for this Valentine’s Day edition of The Kelloggia n I chose to investigate a rare and marginalized group at Kellogg: single people. For the past four weeks, I have rigorously studied

By: Ashwini Deshpande Miranda Priestly, played by Meryl Streep, elegant in The Devil Wears Prada When I first arrived at Kellogg, I wasn’t particularly worried about the cold. I was worried about the clothes . Before business school, I was a fashion designer living in London. My life revolved around clothes. Every week, I attended fashion events in experimental silhouettes and outfits that felt daring even by London standards. Still, I often felt I wasn’t pushing my style far